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       It is not even summer and already it is hot, hot, hot. I went to see our local baseball team, The Indianapolis Indians, play a little farm-league baseball. It was a pretty warm day, with many spectators preferring the cool and shaded concourse of Victory Field to their seats under the sun. I remained in my seat for the better part of the afternoon and got some sun on the top of my legs -- the area of flesh between my jean shorts and my knees.

       As I applied several coats of Coppertone's "Aloe Aftersun" on my legs, I could not help but remember some of the wonderful sunburns I have had in the past:  my "brown" nose in the sixth grade, the result of a sunburn that sort of "crusted-over" after spending a weekend in the sun with my parents parking cars during the month of May; a severe burn on my neck while working a summer job, because I had cut my long hair and the exposed skin burned, peeled, then burned again -- I tried to put some sunscreen on the new, raw skin but it hurt too much, so I wore my baseball cap backward with a small towel clipped to the bill of my hat with some snack clips, providing valuable shade for my neck; and finally, the sunburn on my stomach because I layed out on an innertube in a friend's pool at high noon and subsequently put some soap on my tummy the next day in a failed attempt to relieve the itch of the drying skin. I do not recommend this approach, because the drying of the skin was quite painful as the night progressed.

Chicago Tribune columnist June Schmich poignantly stated at the end of a piece that was erroneously attributed to Kurt Vonnegut: "...But trust me on the sunscreen."

      Have a happy summer and wear some sunscreen

-- or have a supply of aloe handy!